Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Squating with Marlboro's

Serious goals are important.  After all it gives us something to shoot for.  So that being said, as I am 7 weeks out from my first NAS competition of the 2011 season I hope to qualify for two national competitions, opens and masters. 
To maintain a good balance and to refrain from taking myself too serious I am setting two not so serious goals. 
Not so serious goal number one is to get thrown out of a health club or fitness center of sort for being too abusive on the equipment.  Perhaps this is most easily accomplished by doing power cleans and dropping the weight from shoulder height numerous times.  Not so serious goal number two is to do a free squat (butt to ankles or butt to grass) with 315 pounds and a lit Marlboro dangling from my lips.  Three wheels is a pretty easy squat for me but with a lit cig it could be kind of tuff with limited breathing and smoke in my face.  I promise to post pics of the Marlboro squat and hopefully a vid of mister gel head wanna-be asking me to leave his fitness center.

1 comment:

  1. you crack me up and I want to be a witness to both those events..esp getting thrown out - will you resist?

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