20 Days To Gooooo

My two not-so-serious goals I have left to accomplish for 2011 remain and I have just 20 days to accomplish them.  But knowing me I’m gonna %uss out and accomplish only one, well maybe.  But IDK I may have already accomplished one of them without realizing it. 

Not-so-serious goal number one is to do a back squat with at least 3 plates with a lit cigarette dangling from my lips.  That’s a pretty easy one, just need to go buy a pack of Marlboro Lite 100’s (the cig of choice when I do light one up) and some matches. 

Not-so-serious goal number two is to get kicked out of a fitness center or health club.  Well I think I actually accomplished that at a training facility in October when I was told “get all that shit out of here and take it outside, its not always about you Gary, your sport is an outdoor sport”.  As I replay that scene in my head a few times I think I’m gonna give myself the benefit of the doubt and say I accomplished my goal even though I didn’t intentionally mean to do so and was allowed to return. 

As 2012 approaches I need some new goals both serious and not-so-serious…Any ideas you have for not-so-serious are always appreciated as I will take care of my serious goals thank you very much!